Only in Arlington would someone (allegedly) attempt a robbery using a wine opener as a weapon.
From ACPD:
ATTEMPT ROBBERY-ARREST, 11/8/2010, 2900 block of S. Glebe Road On November 6 at 11 pm, a man attempted to rob another man of money by threatening him with a wine opener. Police located the suspect. Carlos Leyton, 28, of Alexandria, was charged with Attempted Robbery and Possession of a Fake I.D. He was held without bond.
The rest of this week’s Arlington County crime report should be released later today.