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Congratulations to Our Arlington Holiday Poem Contest Winner

by ARLnow.com — December 23, 2010 at 4:38 pm 587 3 Comments

It was hard to pick just one winner for our Arlington holiday poem contest, but in the end we went with an entry that tackled one of the most controversial issues in Arlington in 2010: towing.

Our winner, Rich, came up with a humorous and topical take on a towing story we reported on earlier this month, setting it to the tune of a classic Christmas song.

Sung to Oh Holy Night

Oh towing guy!
I found the perfect spot,
It is the night I need to drop off a package!
Though I may sin and error by parking here
I’ll only be a minute.
A thrill to know that I only blocked a few cars
For yonder breaks to beat the towin’.

I fall on my knees
Oh to see you lay the hook
Oh why are you towing my car
Oh night 3 days before Christ was born
Oh bye my car
Oh ATM here I come

Rich wins a two tickets to Synetic Theater’s performance of The Nutcracker in Crystal City.

Thank you to all the wordsmiths and songwriters who entertained us with their contest entries. Happy holidays!

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  • Rover

    Nice job. The Grinch apparently doesn’t just steal Christmas, he also steals your errantly parked car!

    http://theexpiredmeter.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/grinch.jpg

    You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
    Get my damn car off of your winch
    You are nothing but a thief
    And I need some relief
    My Louisville slugger should work in a pinch!

  • Katie

    That’s a good one too.

    Merry Christmas everyone.

  • NPGMBR

    Oh thats hillarious!

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