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Naked man walking down Randolph
  • Overlee Fan December 12, 2012 - 8:35 am #60963 Reply

    Five minutes ago, just saw a naked man walking down Randolph near the corner of Wilson Blvd. Did not look like he was on his way to work.  He was walking away from Balston Mall. The neighborhood is really getting sketchy!

    Tabby_TwoTone December 12, 2012 - 8:40 am #60968 Reply

    Good naked, or bad naked?

    Quoth the Raven December 12, 2012 - 8:40 am #60969 Reply

    well, it is pretty warm out today.

    Major Pup McPuppo Jr. December 12, 2012 - 9:32 am #60979 Reply

    plz reply to Tabby_TwoTone. we need to know.

    Quoth the Raven December 12, 2012 - 9:39 am #60980 Reply

    Don’t understand why Clarendon Skank isn’t on the scene already…

    Overlee Fan December 12, 2012 - 9:40 am #60981 Reply

    Bad naked. Looked like he was up all night making bombs.

    John Fontain December 12, 2012 - 9:51 am #60984 Reply

    overlee fan said: “Did not look like he was on his way to work.”

    Classic.  Gave me a great laugh!

    JamesE December 12, 2012 - 10:05 am #60986 Reply

    That was me.

    Deadite December 12, 2012 - 11:18 am #60999 Reply

    Wonderful. I can’t wait until he moves into my neighborhood when the new shelter opens.

    SteveP December 12, 2012 - 12:02 pm #61002 Reply

    I don’t know what it is, but it happens occasionally around here for people to jog naked. A quick search turns up:




    And one I personally remembered because the dude jogged right by my car as I commuted that morning in Jan 2002, from the Washington Post archives (Jan 15, 2002, The Reliable Source):

    Can anyone help Peter Gwin, a Washington-based senior writer for the European Union’s Europe magazine? Yesterday, an agitated Gwin e- mailed us: “I must know if anyone else has reported seeing the man running buck-bo naked north along Ohio Drive SW last Friday morning at rush hour. I was driving to work with my wife, and we were turning north onto Ohio . . . when we yielded to a jogger. The temp was in the forties, and I first I thought he was just bare-chested and wearing an unfortunately tight pair of tan shorts, but then I noticed, to quote Cosmo Kramer, he was ‘flipping and flopping all over the place.’ “


    Not sure if the dude from this morning was just getting exercise or what. :)

    CW December 12, 2012 - 12:41 pm #61003 Reply

    Cool story bro…I have to say that “Did not look like he was on his way to work” has my vote for comment of the month.

    LifeorLiberty December 13, 2012 - 10:18 am #61096 Reply
    MissKittenCat December 13, 2012 - 11:22 am #61108 Reply

    Arlington is getting stranger by the day I swear.

    novasteve December 14, 2012 - 12:20 am #60978 Reply

    Maybe Major Puppo reverted to human form?

    novasteve December 14, 2012 - 12:20 am #60983 Reply

    Probably heading towards the homeless shelter. Can’t wait for more of this.

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