Five minutes ago, just saw a naked man walking down Randolph near the corner of Wilson Blvd. Did not look like he was on his way to work. He was walking away from Balston Mall. The neighborhood is really getting sketchy!
plz reply to Tabby_TwoTone. we need to know.
Don’t understand why Clarendon Skank isn’t on the scene already…
Bad naked. Looked like he was up all night making bombs.
overlee fan said: “Did not look like he was on his way to work.”
Classic. Gave me a great laugh!
Wonderful. I can’t wait until he moves into my neighborhood when the new shelter opens.
I don’t know what it is, but it happens occasionally around here for people to jog naked. A quick search turns up:
And one I personally remembered because the dude jogged right by my car as I commuted that morning in Jan 2002, from the Washington Post archives (Jan 15, 2002, The Reliable Source):
Can anyone help Peter Gwin, a Washington-based senior writer for the European Union’s Europe magazine? Yesterday, an agitated Gwin e- mailed us: “I must know if anyone else has reported seeing the man running buck-bo naked north along Ohio Drive SW last Friday morning at rush hour. I was driving to work with my wife, and we were turning north onto Ohio . . . when we yielded to a jogger. The temp was in the forties, and I first I thought he was just bare-chested and wearing an unfortunately tight pair of tan shorts, but then I noticed, to quote Cosmo Kramer, he was ‘flipping and flopping all over the place.’ “
Not sure if the dude from this morning was just getting exercise or what.
Cool story bro…I have to say that “Did not look like he was on his way to work” has my vote for comment of the month.
Arlington is getting stranger by the day I swear.
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