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What's that event in Hobo park by Key Bridge in Rosslyn?
  • novasteve July 30, 2013 - 12:12 pm #81853 Reply

    I was walking past if after work and there were a bunch of people doing organized exercise there. How’d they clear out the homeless for that?

    jerseygaley July 30, 2013 - 12:21 pm #81866 Reply

    Rosslyn Bootcamp…Mon and Weds at 6pm I believe Saturdays as well!



    halj July 30, 2013 - 12:25 pm #81870 Reply

    On Mondays the first portion of the exercise involves forcible expulsion of anyone who looks sketchy.  It’s a real workout.  You must have come by later in the class.  On Wednesdays,  Troll Bait #14 is applied about a half hour before the session ridding the park of undesirables and leaving a clean fresh scent.

    Anonymous July 30, 2013 - 12:34 pm #81873 Reply

    The homeless can’t exercise too?

    novasteve July 30, 2013 - 12:43 pm #81879 Reply

    Sure they can, but something tells me that attractive women in skin tight exercise clothes don’t want homeless men wearing sweatpants staring at them

    Dezlboy July 30, 2013 - 12:47 pm #81883 Reply

    @sansabelt, of course the homeless can exercise (that was the gist of your statement!). 

    In fact, homeless shelters have programs to entice the homeless to begin running programs to raise self-esteem, which in turn helps them become self-sufficient. I bet these people can run longer distances than myself or NS.  Here’s just one example http://www.examiner.com/article/back-on-my-feet-dfw-kicks-off-new-veterans-team

    @NS: Do you ever stop bashing the homeless?

    Anonymous July 30, 2013 - 12:55 pm #81885 Reply

    Men with homes can’t wear sweatpants and stare at exercising women?

    (I can personally attest that they can).

    novasteve July 30, 2013 - 12:57 pm #81888 Reply

    Sansebelt: You might enjoy seeing homeless men pitching tents but I doubt most women would.

    Dezlboy July 30, 2013 - 1:08 pm #81894 Reply

    DELETED because……

    Anonymous July 30, 2013 - 1:10 pm #81895 Reply

    How do women know which ones are homeless? Do women enjoy seeing those with homes pitch tents? And how do you know all this?

    newty25 July 30, 2013 - 6:28 pm #81949 Reply

    Women can find out if men are homeless by sniffing their crotch. My dog taught me this.

    Dezlboy July 30, 2013 - 8:25 pm #81951 Reply

    @newty25 wrote, “Women can find out if men are homeless by sniffing their crotch. My dog taught me this.”

    Yes, but who taught your dog?  Must have been someone very well-versed with the social attributes of the homeless, and who has no problem recognizing  a homeless person.  A virtual connoisseur de la personne sans abri. Now, who on this board would be such an expert?  :-)

    Anonymous July 31, 2013 - 9:57 am #81962 Reply

    Homeless dogs teach them.

    Speaking of homeless dogs, we need to get rid of that stupid shelter that AWLA runs. It only attracts more homeless dogs to Arlington. And homeless chickens.

    novasteve July 31, 2013 - 10:43 am #81987 Reply

    Believe me, if dogs and chickens were allowed to vote, they would put a giant dog and chicken shelter in courthouse so the board could get 99% of the votes.

    halj July 31, 2013 - 11:03 am #81988 Reply

    We believe you and understand that if the board were replaced with folks with an (R) after their name all would be right and the county would be 100% problem free (aside from whatever the liberals could screw up as citizens or residual problems they leave behind that not even a might (R) board could mend).

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