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  • halj July 13, 2013 - 6:57 am #79994 Reply

    Mr. I was at Starbucks to get an espresso on my car towards Dupont

    Why did Mr. I want to get an espresso on your car?  Can you not type due to your vegan rage?

    Captain_Obvious July 13, 2013 - 8:21 am #79995 Reply

    @AKB, I like fiction as much as the next person.  Your story is so full of holes, there’s no way its true.

    Your grammar is horrific…can you not read?  Can you not think critically?  I think the lack of protein in your diet is affecting your sense of reality.

    JamesE July 13, 2013 - 9:07 am #79996 Reply

    “Save yourself, renounce meat.”

    All I eat is chicken, eggs and steak, come at me bro.

    halj July 13, 2013 - 9:35 am #79997 Reply

     think the lack of protein in your diet is affecting your sense of reality.

    Nah, it’s those mushrooms from the nice man at the gun rights rally.

    AKB July 13, 2013 - 10:41 am #79998 Reply

    Captain_Obvious: It turns out that the restaurant hostess (who laughed at my request) lives near Court House. So, it is natural for her and friends or whatever to visit a Starbucks. My car drive from my condo building in the corridor to GT/Dupont goes through Rosslyn. I needed coffee as I did not have any that Sun. morning. You dig, man?

    May be I should wear google glass and keep a record of all interactions. Upload to a site. Then you view. I posted as the topic of the thread related to being in Arlington.

    Chill out. No need to get angry if you cannot comprehend the posting. I suppose the meat-eating generation prefers only twitter type reading. Else it is just too hard….

    Venn Diagram July 13, 2013 - 10:58 am #79999 Reply

    Maybe she nervously laughed at you because YOU STALKED HER TO WHERE SHE LIVES NEAR COURTHOUSE.

    Anyway, Starbucks DOES offer plenty of vegan things – water, espresso (which you actually ordered, so you DID get something vegan there – Can you not read? Can you not think critically?), regular coffee, bananas, fruit juice, bacon-wrapped bacon. You can even get bags of coffee beans, which you can eat and are 100% VEGAN. Personally, if *I* were you, I’d be much more worried about lobbying to ensure vegan options at the nearest institution.

    AKB July 14, 2013 - 10:37 am #80014 Reply

    Venn Diagram: Relax in your first posting. Vegans have a lot of class. We aspire no violence, no harm, etc. towards another life form. A while back I ended up with friends at the Black Cat. The aforementioned hostess was just behind us in the queue. She told me: fancy meeting you here. And so we realized that we stay in the corridor. That’s all. What I am more disappointed in your message is the total lack of sensitivity towards our country’s future, the planet’s future. Take this thought experience and imagine this. Go out and observe people. We Americans are becoming larger and bigger. It is hard to fit into the cars. It is harder to occupy the seats on airplanes or movie theaters. What will kill us is not global warming/climate change. But, our obsession with bad food – hormone induced meat, etc. Soon, what affects Arlington, THIS TOWN, will affect other cities in tri-state. Then it will get to mid-west, south, etc. Soon all of the country will be struggling. What happens in American happens in rest of the world. Soon everyone in every part of the globe will be bigger and larger. Human obesity will be classified as a serious contagious disease by the WHO. The earth will soon collapse. An intelligent life-form, say Q of the Continuum, will hold hearing, like the Congressional hearings. They will laugh at the thought on today’s earth that humans were an intelligent life form. Their verdict: Humans failed to get their biggest global problem. Not climate, not religion, etc. but food. Quickly all life forms in all parts of the universe will be informed about sad earthlings. This might take many, many, many centuries and centuries, but what will get us is: our obsession with food that is not good for us. Do you dig?

    halj July 14, 2013 - 11:15 am #80017 Reply

    Mushrooms grow in the dark, right AKB?

    vibrancy July 15, 2013 - 9:03 am #80035 Reply

    You’ve taken this vegan thing from bizarre-o obsessive to straight creepy with this latest string of rants about some hostess at a restaurant that didn’t serve vegan food.  Go figure, not all restaurants see the value in having vegan offerings on their menu.

    Quoth the Raven July 15, 2013 - 9:28 am #80042 Reply

    I’m starting to really like AKB.  Please, tell me more about this hearing to be held by aliens!  Do aliens eat meat?

    somehowsane July 15, 2013 - 10:26 am #80056 Reply

    Putting together two things AKB wrote in this forum, we get:

    “An intelligent life-form, say Q of the Continuum, will hold hearing, like the Congressional hearings. They will laugh at the thought on today's earth that humans were an intelligent life form. Their verdict: Humans failed to get their biggest global problem. Not climate, not religion, etc. but food. Quickly all life forms in all parts of the universe will be informed about sad earthlings. This might take many, many, many centuries and centuries, but what will get us is: our obsession with food that is not good for us. Do you dig?”

    “Do people who eat meat can think straight? Are they bright? What does research tell us?”

    I want to be a vegan so I can be just as pious and conceited as AKB.  Plus, the hallucinations sound fun!

    Anonymous July 15, 2013 - 10:37 am #80058 Reply

    AKB wrote: “Vegans have a lot of class. We aspire no violence, no harm, etc. towards another life form.”

    Plants aren’t a life form?

    Unless you only eat fruit, nuts and seeds, you have to harm or kill plants to eat them, dude.

    Anonymous July 15, 2013 - 3:58 pm #80168 Reply

    “You know you are in ARL, when you walk in a food establishment and politely/gently inquire if they have vegan (or, if not, vegetarian) dinning options, the hostess starts to laugh and laugh till she starts crying.

    The waiters laugh. The other diners laugh. The chef comes out and laughs.

    The large/big owner, finally says: "Go back to where you are from. We do not your kind here."

    The diners clap.”

    But that has never actually happened.

    novasteve July 15, 2013 - 4:02 pm #80171 Reply

    There are people called fruitarians who actually only eat fruits  so they don’t kill the plant to feed themselves.

    Captain_Obvious July 15, 2013 - 4:08 pm #80172 Reply

    what about all the microscopic organisms they kill on a daily basis, merely just by walking ?  Do they drive cars?  if so, they kill insects all the time and have probably at one time or another hit a squirrel or possum.

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