Arlington Event Calendar

Have you ever considered purchasing a rental property but weren’t sure where to start? This free webinar will go over the basics of how to invest in real estate, how to choose rental properties, and a market overview. Our Director of Business Lending, Marty Weitzel, will guide you through an informational presentation and Q&A session so you feel prepared to capitalize on your next investment!

Join us Sunday, Aug 28 from 12-3pm for our MEGA Wine Tasting

How it Works:

We’ve invited all our wine vendors that we work with to bring 6-10 wines in their portfolio (wines that are usually not carried at Osteria da Nino). The wine vendors will be set up at different stations throughout the restaurant. Move throughout the stations and enjoy the wine!

1. Tickets are $25 per person & will be available at the door for purchase!
2. Try the wines!
3. If you love any wines and want to buy bottles, find a server & we will ring up your wine order and they will be available for pick up the following week!
4. Hungry? If you get hungry we will be selling small bar bites!

Join our first workout of Coach Kate’s fall Running & Strength Training Program on Tuesday, August 30 at 6:30 a.m. at Oak Grove Park.

First/trial session is Free Of Charge. If you would like to join the program — which will run for 17 weeks on Tuesday and Friday mornings, you can do so after the first session.

Approx. 20 minutes of bodyweight strength training work at the park followed by your choice of several neighborhood walk/jog/run routes.

A night of live standup comedy, with some of the best comedians from the DMV and beyond!

Todd Riley – Headliner

From the moment Todd Riley stepped onto that stage in 2008, he knew comedy is what he wanted to do with his life. He brings an excellent stage presence and must-see comedic voice to the stage that can be best described as “perfectly inappropriate.” His Midwestern upbringing mixed with his “big city” personality make him a perfect mix for audiences all over the country. Over the past ten plus years, Todd has climbed the comedy ranks and can now be seen touring the nation’s premier comedy clubs. He was featured in the 2014 Oddball Comedy Festival and appeared in Comedy Central’s “Up Next Comedy Contest.” When Todd is not headlining his own shows he can be seen performing alongside some of the best national touring headliners. His debut album, “Nobody Listens to Me,” was released on iTunes, Amazon and Spotify.

Featuring

Patrice DeVeaux

Patrice is an emerging force and rising star in the DMV comedy scene. Originally from Richmond, Virginia, Patrice performs all across the country. She’s a writer, producer, and creative curator.

Gigi Modrich

Gigi is a Jicarilla Apache Washington, DC based comic originally from New Mexico. She was a part of the First Nations Comedy Experience available on Amazon Prime. She has performed in clubs all across the country including Dangerfield’s in New York City, The Funny Bone in Richmond, Virginia, and The DC Improv in Washington, D.C. Gigi has opened for Tom Thakkar and performed with Judah Friedlander. She’s sarcastically optimistic and tells jokes that are stimulating enough to provoke thought, but won’t prompt a hate crime.

Phil Mike

Phil is a D.C.-based comic with a name as confusing as his ethnicity. He is one of D.C.’s funniest, most relatable comics and–over the last six years–has brought his talents to the best stages in the area including the DC Drafthouse, DC Comedy Loft, Underground Comedy DC’s Room 808 Showcase, Hotbed, the Big Hunt, Jammin Java, Cellar Door, and much more. He’s opened for Mike Recine, Eliot Chang, Sean Finnerty and Kurt Braunohler.

Charles Bill

Charles has been performing and writing comedy for three years, and has been doing one liners that whole time.

more info:

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