Arlington Event Calendar

LIVE Standup comedy starring Chris Alan

Friday, September 22, 2023

Chris Alan – Headliner

Chris Alan is a nationally touring standup comedian, writer and podcaster, based out of Washington, D.C. Chris’ style is a mix of well-crafted jokes and stories about his life ranging from his family to fatherhood, the military and marriage, coupled with quick-witted crowd interactions, the show can go anywhere at any time. Chris’s style keeps audiences engaged and on their toes.

He has shared the stage and opened for some of the best working comedians in the country, comics such as Roy Wood Jr, Michael Che, Mark Normand, Neal Brennan, Hannibal Buress, Colin Quinn, Bruce Bruce, and others. He also hosts a growing weekly podcast–“Negro Please Radio”–which is available on all streaming platforms. He’s currently touring clubs and venues across the country.

He is a retired 20-year veteran of the USAF, he is married and has a son.

Ray Diva:

Comedian Ray Diva is a force to reckon with. She hit the ground running 10 years ago at the famous Gotham Comedy Club in New York, NY and has been making people laugh ever since. This wife and mother of four from Baltimore never misses a beat with her hilarious interpretation of her family life. Ray occasionally hosts Laffs on The Harbor (produced by Bob Sumner of Bad Boys of Comedy and Def Comedy Jam).

She is a regular on the comedy scene and some of her accomplishments include: The Baltimore Comedy Factory, The Funny Bone Comedy Club (Virginia), Jokes and Notes (Chicago), Magooby’s Joke House (Maryland), Uptown Comedy Club (Atlanta), Justin’s (Atlanta), The Laff House (Philadephia), and Comedy Zones.

Commercial for motion pictures: Produced, directed and appeared in “City Teachers” Comedy Episodes, Opened for Paul Mooney, Cedric “the Entertainer,” Gary Valentine, George Wilbourn, Joe Torry, Larry Lancaster, J Anthony Brown.

Eddie Morrison:

Eddie Morrison is a D.C.-based stand-up comedian. A native of the area, he regularly performs all over the DMV along with comedy venues throughout the country. His appearances include The Comedy Store, DC Improv, and The Kennedy Center as a part of the District of Comedy Festival.

Joey Friedman:

Joey began performing at her parent’s dinner table in Monsey, NY. As a cancer survivor, she has nothing to fear and delivers jokes with an unshakable frankness. She produces shows in the D.C.-area and can be found regularly hosting and featuring at the DC Improv.

Dead Horse Comedy Lounge

at Crystal City Sports Pub (3rd Floor)

529 23rd St S, Arlington, VA 22202

8pm (Doors at 7)

$15 General Admission

$20 VIP Up Front Seating

Whether you’re expecting your first or you just had your first baby, we want to meet YOU! All those feelings you’re having are NORMAL and it’s not just you, so please don’t isolate yourself (that’s quicksand)! Join us for a FREE introductory meeting to learn how easy it is to find your own New Mama Tribe! We have a Saturday meeting at noon on MOST Saturdays!

If you’re still pregnant with your first baby, then the timing is perfect! You’ll be so glad you found your Mama Tribe BEFORE your baby arrived!

If your first baby has just arrived, it’s not too late, we want you too!

Connect with moms are due/delivered their first baby within 3-4 months of your due date to share the ups and downs of the new motherhood journey. Relating is EVERYTHING!

We’re expecting you! :)

Mamistad,

💞

Cynthia

Tastes of Sicily
Sicily Wine Dinner with Street Food
Sunday, September 24th
Speaker: Roberto D’Onofrio & Vincenzo Schiano (Impero Wine)

Cost: $130 Pp ++
11 Wines & Seven Courses

Tickets:
We do not have our online ticket platform this time.
Please email [email protected] to reserve your seat with # of people in your party & any known allergies. Once we receive your email, we will call you for credit card details. If you’d like to sit with another group please let us know when purchasing your ticket.

Welcome Bite
roasted olives, Fennel, Lemon, Herbs
Terrazze dell’ Etna “Cuvee Brut “2019

To Share
Pecorino pepato, fig marmellata, sesame focaccia
Arancine, Eggplant meatballs
Tuna crudo, potato, bottarga dressing
Terrazze dell’Etna Ciuri 2020
Carranco “Villa dei Baromi” 9100 %Caricante” 2019

Panelle e pane, pistachio pesto
croquette, prosciutto cotto
provolone, parsley, mint
Rose Quattroquarti Ermes

La Pasta
Maccheroni al ferretto with lamb ragu
Cantine Ermes Pinot Nero
Cantine Ermes Nerello Mascalese

Il Pesce
Involtini of Branzino, capers, raisins, breadcrumbs
Terrazze dell’Etna Caruso Etna Rosso
Carranco Etna Rosso 2017

La Carne
Braciole alla Messinese
Cantine Ermes Quattro Quarti Appassimento Nero D’Avola Sicilia DOC 2019
Cantine Ermes Epicentro Nero D’Avola Riserva Sicilia DOC 2016

Il Dolce
Deconstructed Sicilian cannoli
Passito di Pantelleria, Pellegrino, Marsala Sicilia

Chef Liam LaCivita

Menu subject to changes.

Allergy: When booking your tickets, please notify us of allergies. We may not be able to accommodate substitutions day of event if not notified in advance.

Cancellations: Under 72 hours we reserve the night to charge you 50% of your wine dinner if cancelled under 72 hours before event.

Experience through film the beauty of our relationships to cats. This unique film is a compilation of shorts with a feline theme which premieres every year in New York City and then travels to venues across the United States. This year’s Festival had the most international submissions of any year yet, with films from Brazil, Canada, Chile, China, Iran, Italy, Kuwait, Malta, Poland, Spain, Taiwan, the UK. A portion of every ticket purchased will benefit AWLA!

You’re invited to the Saint Ann Fall Festival Saturday September 30th. Games, rides and food open at 10:00 am and end at 4:00 pm. The Saint Ann Fall Festival is a parish and school community event with activities everyone can enjoy. From games and rides for the kids, to food and music for adults and the silent auction with items anyone can bid on!

Under the direction of Maestro Sergio Alessandro Buslje, the Latin Grammy nominated Pan American Symphony Orchestra presents Concierto de Nacar for tango ensemble and orchestra by the master of nuevo tango, Astor Piazzolla, featuring his signature melodies and extended harmonies with soaring solos throughout by guitar, violin, and cello. Latin Grammy winner, Argentine pianist Pablo Estigarribia performs his Tres Tangos Concertantes, inspired by traditional Argentine tango and American jazz. Rounding out the program is Tangazo for Symphony Orchestra by Astor Piazzolla, first performed in Washington, D.C. in 1970. It’s an edgy tango that opens with searing harmonic intensity and pronounced horn solos. Experience the irresistible exuberance of the tango in an evening of exotically charged rhythms and lush melodies –Symphonic Tango!